Altar of gold
Incomplete (?) draft.
Oh, my brethren! Here you are, welcome to my altar of gold! Today to win the prize you'll have to make an offering sufficiently to my tastes. But do not worry, my brethren, for I'll give you the recipe.
First, boil this liquid. This one's my courtesy; it's from a monster around these parts.
Now, add some coffee beans and a sprinkle of this medicine. A lot. You're free to overdo it.
This one might get you tempted to eat it instead... A candy apple! Oh? You don't like them? Ah, that makes it even easier.
Squeeze out some passion fruit juice next, and don't throw out the dry fruit either! I want you to keep it, as a memento.
Then deliver it to my altar of gold once again!
Perfect!
Simply splendid! I don't know what you did, but it's even better than usual!
Come, my brethren, to my altar of gold and withdraw your blessings! Because you have earned it!
...
...my brethren? Where are you?